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You’re the Bestman, or the-maid-of-honour, or the father of the bride, and you’re booked for a toast for the Wedding , and you’re scared you’re going to show yourself up — and maybe the bride and groom, also.

At this moment, picture: You give the speech and the audience cackle (with you) or smile, or goes “Awwwwwwww”.

Can you really get this kind of earnest reaction from your guests? surely to goodness. But lets just experiment.

These are a selection of classical short Wedding toasts, humourous Bridal speeches, and touching Bridal speeches you can find if you search around a bit.

If you are the best man, Maid of Honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than likely be reading a lengthier speech.

If this is you, you may want to fold in some of the Smart one-liners listed below into your Bridal speech. But, if you are aiming at a Five-Minute toast, you will probably need to prepare a little more than this page can assist you with.

And pronto, for some short, free Marriage speeches. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Bridal Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will discover it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Fred, a helluva friend, every girl’s guy and every guys gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the lions when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Toast top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. best-man


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. Matron-of-Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might build in them (or something like them) into your longer Marriage toast.

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