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You’re the Best Man, or maid-of-honor, or Father-of-the-Bride, and you’re destined to conduct a toast for the Wedding , and you’re frightened you’re going to show yourself up — and maybe the bride and groom, also.

Now ASAP, visualise: You give the toast and everyone chortle (along) or smiles, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of dear response from your listeners? surely to goodness. But lets just experiment.

These are just some of the definitive short Bridal toasts, humourous Bridal speeches, and touching Wedding toasts you can find out if you hunt around a bit.

If you are the best man, Maid of Honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most likely be giving a lengthier speech.

If this sounds like you, you might want to fold in some of the Sassy one-liners listed below into your Wedding speech. But, if you are aiming at a Extended toast, you will probably be required to prepare a little more than this article can help you with.

And now, for some short, free Marriage toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Bridal Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Bridal Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will happen upon it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Donald, a helluva buddy, every woman’s man and every mans gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the tigers when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. Bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Toasts alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might integrate them (or something like them) into your lengthier Marriage speech.

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