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You’re the bestman, or the matron of honor, or the father of the bride, and you’re booked for a toast for the Bridal Reception , and you’re terrified you’re going to make a fool of yourself — and possibly the bride and groom, also.

Now at once you must, visualise: You give the speech and everyone chortle (along) or grins, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of devout response from your audience? who knows. But lets just experiment.

These are a few classic short Marriage speeches, humourous Wedding toasts, and touching Bridal toasts you can uncover if you search around a bit.

If you are the Bestman, matron of honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than probably be giving a lengthier toast.

If this is familiar, you may want to integrate some of the Sweet one-liners listed below into your Marriage speech. But, if you are aiming at a Drawn-Out toast, you will most likely require to prepare a little more than this page can help you with.

And ASAP, for some short, free Wedding toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Speeches

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Marriage Speeches

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will bump it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Collin, a helluva friend, every gals bloke and every mans girl. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the lions when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Bridal Toast top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. Best-Man


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. The Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Marriage Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might build in them (or something like them) into your longer Wedding speech.

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