You’re the best man, or maid-of-honour, or The-Father-of-the-Bride, and you’re booked to conduct a toast for the Marriage , and you’re terrified you’re going to show yourself up — and perhaps the bride and groom, as well.

At this time, picture: You give the toast and the audience giggles (with you) or smiles, or goes “Awwwwwwww”.

Can you really get this kind of dear response from your guests? who knows. Let us try.

Here are a selection of authoritative short Wedding toasts, humorous Marriage toasts, and touching Marriage toasts you can obtain if you hunt around a bit.

If you are the Bestman, the maid of honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most likely be giving a longer speech.

If this is familiar, you may want to interweave some of the Creative one-liners listed below into your Bridal speech. But, if you are aiming at a Lengthy toast, you will probably need to prepare a little further than this story can help you with.

And this minute, for some short, free Bridal toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Bridal Toasts

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Marriage Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find out it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Sean, a helluva buddy, every lady’s man and every bloke’s woman. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Bridal Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. The Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might fold in them (or something like them) into your longer Bridal toast.

You’re the bestman, or the matron of honor, or the father of the bride, and you’re booked for a toast for the Bridal Reception , and you’re terrified you’re going to make a fool of yourself — and possibly the bride and groom, also.

Now at once you must, visualise: You give the speech and everyone chortle (along) or grins, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of devout response from your audience? who knows. But lets just experiment.

These are a few classic short Marriage speeches, humourous Wedding toasts, and touching Bridal toasts you can uncover if you search around a bit.

If you are the Bestman, matron of honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than probably be giving a lengthier toast.

If this is familiar, you may want to integrate some of the Sweet one-liners listed below into your Marriage speech. But, if you are aiming at a Drawn-Out toast, you will most likely require to prepare a little more than this page can help you with.

And ASAP, for some short, free Wedding toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Speeches

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Marriage Speeches

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will bump it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Collin, a helluva friend, every gals bloke and every mans girl. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the lions when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Bridal Toast top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. Best-Man


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. The Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Marriage Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might build in them (or something like them) into your longer Wedding speech.

You’re the Bestman, or Matron-of-Honour, or the father of the bride, and you’re scheduled for a toast for the Wedding , and you’re afraid you’re going to embarass yourself — and maybe the bride and groom, too.

now, visualise: You give the toast and all the guests giggles (with you) or grin, or goes “Awwwwwwww”.

Can you really get this kind of dear response from your guests? I don’t know. Let’s see what we can do.

Here are a selection of classical short Marriage toasts, humorous Wedding toasts, and touching Bridal toasts you can find out if you hunt around a bit.

If you are the best man, The-Matron-of-Honor, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most likely be proposing a lengthier speech.

If this sounds like you, you might want to integrate some of the Sweet one-liners listed below into your Marriage speech. But, if you are aiming at a Five-Minute speech, you will probably require to prepare a little further than this page can help you with.

And urgently, for some short, free Marriage speeches. . .

Touching One-Liner Wedding Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Marriage Speeches

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Wedding Speeches

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will detect it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Sanders, a helluva friend, every woman’s guy and every blokes gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. Bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. the matron of honour

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might weave them (or something like them) into your lengthier Bridal toast.

You’re the Best Man, or maid-of-honor, or Father-of-the-Bride, and you’re destined to conduct a toast for the Wedding , and you’re frightened you’re going to show yourself up — and maybe the bride and groom, also.

Now ASAP, visualise: You give the toast and everyone chortle (along) or smiles, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of dear response from your listeners? surely to goodness. But lets just experiment.

These are just some of the definitive short Bridal toasts, humourous Bridal speeches, and touching Wedding toasts you can find out if you hunt around a bit.

If you are the best man, Maid of Honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most likely be giving a lengthier speech.

If this sounds like you, you might want to fold in some of the Sassy one-liners listed below into your Wedding speech. But, if you are aiming at a Extended toast, you will probably be required to prepare a little more than this article can help you with.

And now, for some short, free Marriage toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Bridal Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Bridal Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will happen upon it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Donald, a helluva buddy, every woman’s man and every mans gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the tigers when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. Bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Toasts alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might integrate them (or something like them) into your lengthier Marriage speech.

You’re the Bestman, or the-maid-of-honour, or the father of the bride, and you’re booked for a toast for the Wedding , and you’re scared you’re going to show yourself up — and maybe the bride and groom, also.

At this moment, picture: You give the speech and the audience cackle (with you) or smile, or goes “Awwwwwwww”.

Can you really get this kind of earnest reaction from your guests? surely to goodness. But lets just experiment.

These are a selection of classical short Wedding toasts, humourous Bridal speeches, and touching Bridal speeches you can find if you search around a bit.

If you are the best man, Maid of Honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than likely be reading a lengthier speech.

If this is you, you may want to fold in some of the Smart one-liners listed below into your Bridal speech. But, if you are aiming at a Five-Minute toast, you will probably need to prepare a little more than this page can assist you with.

And pronto, for some short, free Marriage speeches. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Bridal Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will discover it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Fred, a helluva friend, every girl’s guy and every guys gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the lions when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Toast top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. best-man


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. Matron-of-Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might build in them (or something like them) into your longer Marriage toast.

You’re the best-man, or the-matron-of-honor, or Father-of-the-Bride, and you’re destined for a toast for the Marriage , and you’re scared you’re going to make a fool of yourself — and perhaps the bride and groom, as well.

Now at once you must, envision: You give the toast and everyone chuckle (along) or smiles, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of devout response from your guests? surely to goodness. But let’s see what we can do.

These are some classic short Bridal speeches, humorous Bridal speeches, and touching Marriage speeches you can see if you hunt around a bit.

If you are the best-man, the matron of honor, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most likely be reading a lengthier toast.

If this seems familiar, you might want to fold in some of the Sweet one-liners listed below into your Wedding speech. But, if you are aiming at a Protracted speech, you will most likely be required to prepare a little more than this page can help you with.

And this second, for some short, free Wedding toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Bridal Toasts

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Marriage Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Wedding Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will detect it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Samuel, a helluva friend, every girl’s guy and every blokes lady. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Bridal Toast top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. The-Maid-of-Honour

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Toasts alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might weave them (or something like them) into your longer Marriage toast.

You’re the bestman, or Maid-of-Honour, or the father of the bride, and you’re destined to conduct a toast for the Marriage , and you’re panicky you’re going to make a fool of yourself — and perhaps the bride and groom, too.

now, envision: You give the toast and everyone chortle (along) or smiles, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of devout reaction from your audience? I don’t know. Let’s see what we can do.

Here are a few authoritative short Wedding toasts, humourous Wedding speeches, and touching Wedding speeches you can find out if you search around a bit.

If you are the best-man, the maid of honor, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than probably be performing a longer toast.

If this is familiar, you may want to fold in some of the Smart one-liners listed below into your Marriage speech. But, if you are aiming at a Five-Minute speech, you will most likely require to prepare a little more than this story can assist you with.

And immediately, for some short, free Bridal speeches. . .

Touching One-Liner Wedding Speeches

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Marriage Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Wedding Speeches

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will detect it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Anthony, a helluva buddy, every gals bloke and every bloke’s woman. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the lions when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Bridal Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. best-man


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Toasts alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might interweave them (or something like them) into your longer Bridal toast.

You’re the BestMan, or the maid of honor, or Father of the Bride, and you’re expected for a toast for the Bridal Reception , and you’re terrified you’re going to make a fool of yourself — and possibly the bride and groom, also.

At this moment, picture: You give the speech and the audience guffaw (along) or smiles, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of devout response from your listeners? surely to goodness. Let’s see what we can do.

These are just some of the definitive short Marriage speeches, humorous Wedding toasts, and touching Marriage toasts you can determine if you search around a bit.

If you are the Best-Man, Matron-of-Honor, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than likely be giving a lengthier speech.

If this is familiar, you might want to build in some of the Refreshing one-liners listed below into your Marriage speech. But, if you are aiming at a Four-Minute speech, you will most likely need to prepare a little further than this article can assist you with.

And this minute, for some short, free Wedding speeches. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Toasts

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Bridal Toasts

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Bridal Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find out it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Alexander, a helluva pal, every girls bloke and every guy’s lady. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the tigers when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. Best-Man


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. The Matron of Honour

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Marriage Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might fold in them (or something like them) into your lengthier Bridal toast.

You’re the best-man, or maid of honour, or The Father of the Bride, and you’re scheduled for a toast for the Bridal Reception , and you’re panicked you’re going to show yourself up — and maybe the bride and groom, also.

now, visualise: You give the speech and the guests laughs (with you) or grins, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of devout reaction from your audience? who knows. But lets just experiment.

Here are just some of the classical short Bridal speeches, humourous Wedding toasts, and touching Bridal toasts you can obtain if you enquire around a bit.

If you are the Bestman, The-Maid-of-Honor, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will most probably be giving a lengthier speech.

If this sounds familiar, you might want to fold in some of the New one-liners listed below into your Wedding toast. But, if you are aiming at a Protracted speech, you will probably require to prepare a little further than this page can help you with.

And pronto, for some short, free Wedding speeches. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Toasts

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Marriage Speeches

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Marriage Speeches

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will detect it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to John, a helluva pal, every ladys bloke and every mans gal. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the horses when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Marriage Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. maid of honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Toasts alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might fold in them (or something like them) into your longer Wedding toast.

You’re the bestman, or matron-of-honor, or the father of the bride, and you’re booked to conduct a toast for the Wedding , and you’re panicky you’re going to make a fool of yourself — and perhaps the bride and groom, also.

now, envision: You give the speech and everyone giggles (with you) or grins, or goes “aaahhh”.

Can you really get this kind of heartfelt response from your guests? I don’t know. Let us see what we can do.

Here are a few definitive short Marriage speeches, humorous Marriage speeches, and touching Bridal toasts you can bump into if you hunt around a bit.

If you are the best man, maid-of-honour, the groom, or one of the fathers, though, you will more than likely be reading a longer speech.

If this sounds familiar, you might want to integrate some of the Creative one-liners listed below into your Marriage speech. But, if you are aiming at a Prolonged toast, you will probably be required to prepare a little further than this page can assist you with.

And now, for some short, free Bridal toasts. . .

Touching One-Liner Marriage Toasts

May the joys you share today be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfilment.

May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

May all your hopes and dreams come true, and may the memory of this day become more dear with each passing year.

Practical Marriage Speeches

Here’s to the bride – may she share everything with her husband…and that includes the housework.

May we never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.

Funny Wedding Toasts

To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
…Here’s to good sense of humor and a short memory!

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will bump it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion — just make sure the words are “Yes dear”.

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

I’ve known many,
Liked not a few,
Loved only one,
I toast to you

Here’s to Sean, a helluva buddy, every gals bloke and every bloke’s lady. He’s a prince, he’s a topper, he’s the King of the dance. And he frightens the ponys when he takes down his pants.
A toast to love and laughter
and happiness ever after!

The vows have been read,
The cake has been cut;
Let’s hope that [Amanda]
Don’t grow a big butt!

Wedding Speech top-ten list (in order of appearance):

Please don’t sweat this part. No one’s keeping track

1. bestman


2. Groom’s Father


3. Bride’s Father


4. Groom


5. Bride


6. Friends and Relatives


7. Matron of Honor

8. Groom’s Mother


9. Bride’s Mother


10. Anyone else.

Again, you may not want to use these Bridal Speeches alone if you are on the spot for a longer speech, but you might integrate them (or something like them) into your lengthier Bridal speech.